Brother: Catch! *attempts to throw a baseball at me*
Me: AGH! No! You know I'm uncoordinated! *shields face with hands*
Brother: Just catch it! *tries to throw baseball again*
Me: No! *closes fists* See? I don't have palms to catch stuff! You can't throw balls at palm-less people!
Brother: Just catch it! *continues to taunt me*
Me: NO! MOM!
Mom: *ignores us*
Brother: CATCH IT! *fake throws the baseball*
Me: *closes eyes* I'm closing my eyes! You can't throw balls at the blind!
Brother: I am going to throw the ball at you. You either catch it or it hits you.
Me: NO!
Brother: *throws baseball at me*
Ball: *hits my left knee*
My Knee: *bruises*
Me: OWWW MOM HE THREW A BASEBALL AT ME
Mom: *drinks water as she stares at her kids*
7:39 pm, by boxescapee
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